The basics.

Stepmom, midway through dinner:  Where's the Tony's?  Has anybody seen it?

I spot it on the counter and grab it for her.

Batman:  Oh.  My.  God.  This is a historic day.

Stepmom:  What?

Batman:  We almost went through an entire meal without having Tony's.  This is unprecedented.

Dad:  In most marriages, this would be grounds for a divorce.

  This is spiced deliciousness, ya'll.  Seriously, if you haven't tried it, you should.