Friday, March 12, 2010

Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent.

So I've decided to make this blog a little more anonymous--despite the fact that half of you know me in real life. The internet can be a scary place. Everyone knows about internet stalkers, photos being stolen and used in Prague, and the like. So I've decided to rename my family for online purposes.

I've changed my name to Bee. Simple and easy to remember. Plus it's what Faith called Buffy in Buffy the Vampire Slayer--oops, my nerdiness is showing.

My husband is now Batman. I asked him what he wanted to be named and he voted for Long Dong McGee. He also said that I should be Chesty LaRue (nerd points if you get the reference, double if you wonder why he didn't want to be Max Power). And he wonders why I don't ask for his input. I'm calling him Batman because he spent an entire day when we first started dating insisting that he was really Batman.

the resemblance is uncanny

The baby is Mo-mo. She adores Elmo, especially Elmo's song, and sometimes we call her Elmo. Since we are inherently lazy and can't ever say an entire name, that shortened to Mo-mo.

I'm not going to flip out if I accidentally include my real name in a post, but why make it any easier for the crazies out there?

By the way, if you are a crazy person and are considering stalking me, I have knives. Sharp knives. And guns. Lots of guns.


  1. Max power and chesty LaRue are both simpson's references, nerdette. but Batman already has a nickname, its Spoonhead.

    And meat is also packing heat, so creppy interwebs stalkers better beware.

  2. batman's mother can't believe he chose batman. As a kid, he was always a fan of the web slinger. He bounded from sofa to sofa, palms upturned, middle fingers curled, first and pinky fingers pointing out, ready to zap unsuspecting villians in a web of steel! wait, you say he was doing that just yesterday??? my apologies...moms can't make sons grow up. we leave that to their wives!