Inspiration has struck.
In the form of Jareth, the Goblin King.
That's right, ladies and gentlemen. I have decided to create the awesomest of awesome costumes: I am going to be David Bowie's character from the movie the Labyrinth. As an androgynous popstar, I'd like to think that he'd approve of the cross-gender costume.
That means Mo-mo will be baby Toby.
I may also have to learn every single word to the song "Dance, magic, dance".
Poor Batman. There are four things in the world he despises:
4) David Bowie
Somehow he will survive. But perhaps I should put off buying a pug for awhile.